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me before shaving: Ugh
me after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin, I am the...
this is all very nice but let me actually break it down for you
Cornflower: Origin
Daisy: Voivod
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“Which I measured with my rulers”
if youre down or sad tonight, watch this seal complain about going into the water and in general be a big baby
I legit don’t think I’ve laughed out loud in over a week, and now I can’t stop
“BLEBS BLEBS BLEBS PTPPTTT AAAAA”
Oh dear gods, this is the best thing since that cat in the bathtub.
get in hole nerd
I’m crying
BLEBTH.
I am not sure what noise I expected to come out of a seal but that was not it.
this dramatic-ass seal though
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this is all very nice but let me actually break it down for you
Cornflower: Origin
Daisy: Voivod
Hundred Leaved Rose: Gorguts
Violet: Paul Chain
Convolvulus: Morbid Saint
Heather: Arch Enemy
Geranium: Megadeth
Nettle: Venom
Lily of the Valley: Goreaphobia
Yellow Rose: the Chasm
Rhododendron: Cathedral
Narcissus: Candlemass
Jasmine: Summoning
Gentian: also Megadeth
Edelweiss: Coroner
Pansy: Katatonia
White Rose: the Mountain Goats
Pink: Boris
Fire Truck (Atari - arcade - 1978)
dude I remember this game
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- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
This
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Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.
OH MY GOD
I am really happy the house cat was included at the bottom, haha
“BED TIME IS NAOW KITTEN”
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stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
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My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.
how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen
I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.
Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.
And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.
Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.
photos by (clic pic) chip phillips, vincent piotrowski and marc adamus. (see also: joe klamar)
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if a guy ever asks me “are you on your period?” ill kick him in the balls until he starts bleeding because thats what happens on my period
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An elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can
IT APPEARS THAT A CLUMSY, ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS ELEPHANT HAS STOLEN MY HEART
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